Fine I'll do it myself

I mean, that is based, the whole point of the game was to be a rejection simulator.

Yeah, but even The Boys comic had a happy ending, so...

To be fair, the boy’s comics are mid and so was the end.

Yeah, but it was less nihilistic than any of C09's endings, which is the point I was making

I mean… the point of the game was supposed to be a dark humor rejection sim? I didn’t waste 20 bucks (nine dollars in my country) expecting a happy ending ngl