one of the more underutilized rotisseverse characters

he is a potato radio

What no he's a sea bunny

He looks like a potato

name him tato

looks lokr that from being smacked really hard at the age of 10 seconds

like*

LMFAO

he walks like Mr Krabs

:)

that's adorbale.

:)

I love that so much

he personalizes it by putting in everything Lian loves
he knows what Lian loves because he's been watching him ever since he got that computer

did lian just instantly get saltie
was his primary objective to get a desktop assistant

no, Saltie was watching him before he was installed
it's hard to explain

fairy godparents type situation??

What

like
the show fairly odd parents
basically like this council of fairies scans the earth for people who have particularly bad situations
and they send them fairy godparents
except instead of a council it's a bonzibuddy and instead of a fairy godparent it's a barrage of popups

ohhh yeah
no it's like
Saltie installed HIMSELF onto the computer after being connected to the Acre wifi for months, learning everything there is to know about Lian

the entire town of acre has the same wifi???

You know what I mean

ohhh yeah mb

That makes sense
But why did he just go wandering around after his company shut down
and why didn't he just cease to exist when the company shut down

Because his program was already published

Oh
So what made him roam
or at least, what drew his attention to Lian out of all of the people in the world

I don't know yet man

saltie having to pick between a starving homeless man who lost his entire family or lian

/j

it's not really about who NEEDS him
also a homeless man most likely would not have a computer

libary

Ah

Yes
and his GoFundMe

Of course

he needs those donations

LMFAO

spare Bitcoin 🥺

(to eat)

you know why he needs the money right

if there's a special lore reason besides sustaining the company, I'm unaware of it

the company is LONG out of business
Saltie needs the money so he can make Lian his own personal game
because he knows how tough Lian has it and he wants to cheer him up

AWWE OH NY GOD

he doesn't wa;lk

what

he's just a desktop companion

kinito just stood on a cloud or surfboard
but that was still an animation

I mean he's gotta have a walking/movement animation

true i guess

and said animation is that
because it was easier than making normally moving legs
anyway he has some kind of microphone function that doesn't work for anyone because it requires a really obscure microphone that was probably sold for like two months when your dad was your age

LMFAO
Yes

most of his animations do not exceed five frames

Yes

basically every link it can give you is defunct besides the download page