"Besides the project deliverables, could you also complete your mandatory anti-discrimination and anti-harassment training today too?"; "You mean that 4 hour liberal propaganda video that portrays all working, white, average men as evil, worthless, and horrible people? While treating all other demographics and genders as flawless and divine?"; "Whoa! Hey! Let me stop you right there! You're wrong about something!"; "Oh? Did I forget to mention this company is headquartered in India and my offshore friends told me they are only required to take AI or managerial training? Only US employees have do this nonsense!"; "No! You're wrong about the length of the training! They upped it to 12 hours now, instead of 4!"