.

Pittoo, don't do it-

Pittoo: Why? So what if I wanna see my wife kick ass?
Pit: OUR.
Pittoo: Let me remind you, I was with her for 4 and a half years before I became gay for you
Pit:

.. *Sighs, and passes the popcorn and Oreos*

Pittoo: Heheh, thanks.
Pit: ...seriously?

*Just slides a bucket of Neapolitan ice cream over to Pit*

Pit: ...
Pittoo: Pit, no.
Pit: ....
Pittoo: P I T .
Pit: ...
Pittoo: DO YOU HEAR ME, PIT-STAIN!?
Pit: ..
Pittoo: DON'T-
Pit: *Proceeds to eat the entire thing.*
Pittoo: ..I'm gonna have SO much fun explaining to your goddess why you have such a stomach ache..

*Looks over at Pittoo, knowing that he would've done the same.*

Pittoo: What? At least I've actually got restraint when it comes to food.

*Has an ice cream cone for Pittoo*

Pittoo: ..What's it for?
Pit: .. ...
Pittoo: what?
Pit: I should not have ate that much-
Pittoo: WHY DO YOU THINK I WARNED YOU-
Pit: :Piss:

*Just gives the ice cream to Pittoo, and gets some Tums to help with Pit's upset stomach.*

Pittoo: *eats it carefully as he watches*
Pit: why is this a drawback..
Pittoo: We keep saying this, Pit. Don't eat too much, you'll hurt yourself. Your organs have been absolutely garbage since you were 16 because of Chaos' shenannegin.
Pit: I know...

*Pat pat*

Pit: ugh...
Pittoo: He'll be fine..