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How did an egg shaped bird beat goofy the murderer?

I'm surprised goofy didn't get more kills

R.I.P true king, jim and pepe. Your sacrifices will be honored throughout time eternale.

Matilda got to 2nd without killing anyone. Impressive

I know why. In the angry birds lore, Matilda tries to find peaceful solutions for everything. She is usually very calm and groovy.

Top 3 winners get a free trip to Hawaii (if the top 3 does, they get brought back to life for their vacation)

when’s the next one?

I’ll make a post

I'M ON A ROLL WITH THE KILLS LMFAO

(PLOT TWIST INCOMING GET READY)
Dear World, where.. where am I? I could’ve sworn I was blown up, and now.. I’m alive? there is NO way I was able to survive that, I already used up my luck from last time I did this! But at least I’m alive.. Even though I was the second one to die, I still had hope and faith, and I’ll keep that forever, because my guardian angel, One, believes in me. Thank you, One. Peace out, folks! -From Divide

GET OUT-

We meet again, World. Apparently the Symbol Squad revived me! Thanks guys! Except you, Percy, you drink gas. Anyways, you guys sure helped me out of getting into that lousy hotel, gang! I hope you help me out again in the future! Wait, I was supposed to keep this a secret? Ah f**k. oh well, what’s done can’t be undone. Once again, Thank you, and goodnight. - Love Divide