You stumble across a robot talking to itself.

Hey guys, sorry I couldn’t answer you soon enough. I was at a friends house and didn’t have access to imgflip.

Zerobot: TED?

P01: W-who’s TED

Zerobot: A robot...who has a screen head

P01: sounds f-familiar…

A: hi te~ wait you’re not ted

P01: the flame feeds on everything

A: then I shall feed it fully flame retardant leather

P01: ERROR ERROR. The flames grow stronger

A: *splashes water on him* heheheha

P01: too bad im water proof

A: *opens up chest* *pours water in*

P01: g-g-gosh darn it-it-it-it

P01: Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire. Fire hurts. Fire burns. Fire kills. Fire destroys.

*a headless man on a red suit, dark blue pants and white gloves stands in front of him*

???: ...Fire huh? You really seem to like it

P01: Fire feels bad. Fire hurts

???: If you don't know how to control it it hurts... but what happened to you bud?

P01: The flames burned me. Got left behind.

???: oh... *picks em up* Well, I still can see that you survived, and you are still here with me

P01: I need my leg- legs

???: *looks around* and uhh where are them?

P01: i-in a dumpster

???: *walks towards the dumpster* this one?

P01: yes

???: *takes out the legs* ohh

P01: there t-they are