>:3

Infernal: What is that-

What if Nuh uh

Then your entire p**is would be bleeding before you even get close to finishing

But what if insert skin like padding

(Also I mean yes by being smooth you EDIOT)

(smooth ain't gonna do anything she has a bf)

(What if bf never exist)

(no)

(WHAT IF BF NEVER EXISTED)

(N O)

(What if In a parallel universe where Data’s bf wasn’t a thing)

(then she'd probably kick you in the nuts as soon as get the drill)

(But blobler has no nuts)

But what if isert skin like padding

Data: have you not seen how thick my thighs are? You underestimate me.

A: I noticed, it’s just. AAAAAAAAAKKKK. What kinda stack is in there… *crawls over to datas leg and looks inside* th-there’s almost nothing…*

Data: solid nanotech

A: I hate my life. *get in her leg and starts rocking back and forth sobbing*

Data: how tf-

(She shrunk)
A: continues

Data: :<

Reply

A: great. I’m no longer the best :(

Data: I'm not the best either :P

A: I live here in your leg now. I’m unpacking. Please don’t mess with me im sad.

Data: don't you have a home already?

A: when clipz despawned his ownership to the apartment we lived in disappeared as well, so really, I’m homeless.
Wait…
The f*ck. I forgot I have AdminspaceV.2 :0

Data: ?

A: I do mechanics in here connecting a gravitational core to your power supply wire so my stuff don’t shake around. Here. *usb exits arias mouth* I don’t want it.

Data: why? That sounds like a cool ability

A: cheating is bad. Take it please. Also it’s nice in here. Is like padded walls somehow. How’d you make your thighs squishy. You’re metal

Data: of course that's the first thing you do with it

A: *mechanical whirring and clunking from leg* eeeeee

Data: y'know I could just make some nanotech for you, right?

A: gimme.

Data: I need materials :l

A: *pukes a lot of materials* here

Data: ... Ok

*Fiddling with them at her desk*

(You do what data says so I can rp too, so finish with her messing with stuff)
A: *chilling on phone*

*data opens her leg and puts a baseball sized hunk of nanotech in there*

A: *eats it*
Yeeeee! *makes thighs and tits bigger* TvT

Why are you this determined

(Cuz I’m a f*cking horni b*tch)
A: heheheheheeh

Oh wait I thought you were hyde lol

A: (as I said)
Heheheheheheh

Data: -_-

A: I now gang you. *tps sap* >:D

*data kicks aria in the chest and she hears a crunch*

A: Oop. That took out my regenerator…. *flops down* how tf can you bend quadlayered hydrodynamic compressed diamond plate

A: I steal ur nanotech and now I classify as trans until i give your nanotech back

Data: I've learned since last time, now I've got mechanical joints so I can move without nanotech.

Also I kick hard as f*ck

Data: I'm nanotech, I can make my body any consistency I want. Also I think that gravity thing would be helpful if you live in my leg since I'll be walking around

(The usb was Adminspace Ver 2. She’s still installing the gravity)
A: ok it’s set. Time to decorate.

Data: ... I can feel my system lagging what are you doing in there

A: wait. It’s downloading the system that I can’t think of the word. It’s downloading so it knows what to do to prevent your lag and will do certain stuff when your battery levels are in certain places.

Data: ... Am I gonna need to upgrade some of my parts?

A: nah. But if certain things get to beefy of large, the gravity core will get confused unless I update the model. I don’t have the money for that.

Data: ... A bit confused but ok I guess

A: *small zap on data* I stole some nanotech ability. You’re still nanotech but I’m too now :D

Insert*

Then another

What if Nuh uh again

What if I forced-sex her (which succeeds) that creates a whole family tree

Can't do that if she doesn't consent. No hole to stick it in.

She's nanotech so if she wants one she can give herself one

Then I drill one

Same problem. Nanotech.

Also I don't think it'd be very comfortable in there if you do that

What if it’s comfortable

You drilled a hole into solid metal there's no way for that to happen

What if yes

(then she stomps him)

(What if Blobler says that felt good “unknowingly as a joke”)

(???)

(This is set in a parallel universe, so Blobler would be horny instead of LaidBack and Aggressive