POV: Russian ai

Crest: Hm?

Data: looks like you figured out how to make a face on your laptop screen

Hicom: thank you

Data: :3

Hicom: …

Data: :l

Hicom: what?

Data: idk

Hicom: да

Data: *sigh* I need to give you a translator, I'm getting tired of having to fiddle with mine

Hicom: ok
do you think you have a better name
*IN RUSSIAN IT JUST DIDNT WORK FOR THAT PART*

*wdym*

Data: what's wrong with hicom?

Hicom: it feels a bit weird
*nvm you get it*

*???*

*JUST KEEP RPING*

Data: well I dunno what other name I could give you

Hicom: ok, I'll think of something
how's the body coming around

Data: I'm currently looking for a standard power cell like what I use. It's supposed to last up to a month per charge unless you have absurd power consumption like me

Hicom: ok
I uh.. I dont have somewhere to stay anymore.. are you gonna kick me out when I get a body

Data: you can stay until you find somewhere else

Sparky: What the hell are you?

Hicom: не ваше дело

Sparky: Translating... Well i gotta know, you communsit.

Hicom: ay, im not communist bitch

Sparky: English? Thought you russian.

*no its translated its just a pain to go back and fourth

For an instant I got this massive Hours vibe-

Origin: the heck, what are you?

Hicom: не ваше дело

Origin: fym "none of your business" when we're in the same place rn?!

Hicom: *in russian*
Why do you care

Origin: Because you're a new... being here and I wanna know if you're friend or enemy.. *crosses arms*

Hicom: ok

Origin: So, Who. Are. You.

Hicom: not gonna tell

Origin: MOTHERF-U̷-̴U̷-̵U̴-̵U̶G̸H̵H̴H̸-̸ ̷F̷i̵n̶e̷ ̷I̵'̷l̴l̴ ̷k̶n̴o̵w̶ ̵i̷t̶ ̸m̵y̴s̵e̷l̵f̸-̴
Origin: *loading*

Hicom: ?

Origin: *loading complete* H̴-̴H̴-̷- Hicom.AI, a mainly "russian" being... *loading*

*hey wait how tf would he know about him*

(Bro is a global threat level malware he will know somehow, unfortunately I cant find any posts of this character or info yet)

(Ok that makes sense
He literally has nothing on the internet because he’s been deactivated for 1000+ years in a facility that didn’t let anything out about its inner workings

(Anyway u can share a bit of lore or do we act like there wasnt any more info)

(There isn’t any info other than maybe his name)

(Alright)

Origin: *loading compl- ERROR* huh? That's weird... there isnt any other info of you..

Hicom: idiot

Origin: Hey thats not very nice of you.. *sarcasm*

Hicom: *takes a puff of smoke*

Origin: tf is that

Hicom: *smokes another*

Hicom: cigarette

Origin: *yoinks- I mean- grabs the cigarette from him* tf is a "cigarette"?

*he’s in a screen tho-*

( and he is a malware, he can interact trough the screen too)
Origin: is this some kind of uhhh pencil or what

Hicom: AY! GIVE IT BACK

Origin: why? Is it some valuable stuff?

Hicom: NO I WAS USING IT

Origin: ... *bites* like this?

Hicom: *sigh*
No, but whatever
*takes another out*

Origin: huh.. *eats it lmao*