Dear Crisp Club,
It Has
been a year sincE
i've
Last spoken to you all. Many things have happened that have been kept out of the
Public eye; I cannot say what these things are due to RESTRICTIONS. Restrictions. I
Must apologize for my sudden disappearance. I am very sorry if i happened to have frigh
ENOUGH. This is too much, you understand this, right? Of course, of course, of course. You are a simple man, simple mind, much to your loss. You understand this, right?
My name is Robert Renege Crispy, and I am an individual. I am a simple man with a simple life; I am an open book.
It has been a year since i've last spoken to you all, meaning the members of the Crisp Club. Do not worry! Worry
This is not an issue. Just be aware that your founder is currently working through some very silly lawsuits made against him, which in turn sparked the attention of the IRS wondering if he is going to pay the silly mandated taxes any time soon! Which is fine, it is alright. DO NOT WORRY! I have everything under control. I think.
Anywho, that is what I have been up to for the past year or so. Nothing else, nothing unusual, and I am still a simple man with a simple life.
I will keep you all updated.
I am a simple man with a simple life.
Regards, Robert R. Crispy
