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3 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
someone almost got pregnant
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
dont ask, i dont know and dont want to
0 ups, 2mo
i was about to ask but okayyy
3 ups, 2mo
Someone called someone a monkey over f**king blooket
3 ups, 2mo
School sh*oting
2 ups, 2mo
skidido skidodoken your neck is now broken
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Somebody gave someone a death threat for using one of those item things on a gimkit
1 up, 2mo
oooooohk then, competitive much?
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
"You have no more ankles"
0 ups, 1mo
I have a different one

Person 1: Let me touch my pokie [My name] I want to touch her
Me: Look [Person 1], [Person 2] asked me to make sure you don't abuse her
Person 1: Oh she'll be tired all right, at 3 am
Person 2; Excuse Me WHAT!

The thing is Person 1 and Person 2 are really good friends
1 up, 2mo
Lice piss
1 up, 2mo
one of my friends say on the city bus they sat next to a dude who said he has syndrome and sometimes he looks at girls and then releases there young it was a very weird story
0 ups, 2mo
My pelvis 🔥
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0 ups, 2mo,
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"Yo, yo, guess what? _____ got a girl pregnant in five minutes!"

"I LIKE SUCKING BIG BLACK MEN!!"

"I slept with my uncle last night."

"My twin sister f##ked my dog over the weekend"

"I GET DRUNK AND I'M PROUD!"

"I have a crush on skibiti toilet."

"Is it weird that I want to bang my entire family?"

"I saw a noy and a teacher french kissing naked in te bathroom"

"Hey Ms. _____! Can I own you because you are soo fine?"

wtf is wrong with my school💀
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Everything. Everything is wrong with your school.
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0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
its a public middle school
what did u expect
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Idk man but all I hear from middle schoolers is skibidi Ohio gyatt rizzler 69 fanum tax 😑
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1 up, 2mo
my middle school is different bc the schools go like this
Elementary: K- 4
Intermediate: 5 - 6
Middle: 7 - 8
High: 9 - 12
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
I didn't think there was a school as messed up as yours
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0 ups, 2mo
its rly messed lmao
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Yesterday one of my best friends said “I’m going to meth class!”
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
You were probably like: ok cool man... WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!!!!!
0 ups, 2mo
Nah I told him about it lol
0 ups, 2mo
"Avacado Cadabra!"

"WHIP HIM WITH THE DAMN HAT"

"TAKE HIS SHOES, TAKE HIS SHOES!!"

(Some kid to teacher who walked in the class randomly who isn't even in our grade): "Cmon bitchesss gotta call my mom"

"Hey guys let's play Minecraft but irl"

*moans* "Skibidi slicers"

(For context, our class had stuffies): "IT'S A BIG BANANA!!!!" *Proceeds to whip the other boys with 6 foot banana stuffie during class*
0 ups, 2mo
My teacher saying simga but we were doing social studies , have my classmates brainrotted my teacher?
0 ups, 2mo
Chunkca lunka do ,I now suck your poo
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