School sh*oting

someone almost got pregnant

dont ask, i dont know and dont want to

i was about to ask but okayyy

Someone called someone a monkey over f**king blooket

skidido skidodoken your neck is now broken

Somebody gave someone a death threat for using one of those item things on a gimkit

oooooohk then, competitive much?

"You have no more ankles"

I have a different one

Person 1: Let me touch my pokie [My name] I want to touch her
Me: Look [Person 1], [Person 2] asked me to make sure you don't abuse her
Person 1: Oh she'll be tired all right, at 3 am
Person 2; Excuse Me WHAT!

The thing is Person 1 and Person 2 are really good friends

one of my friends say on the city bus they sat next to a dude who said he has syndrome and sometimes he looks at girls and then releases there young it was a very weird story

Lice piss

My pelvis 🔥

Yesterday one of my best friends said “I’m going to meth class!”

You were probably like: ok cool man... WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!!!!!

Nah I told him about it lol

"Yo, yo, guess what? _____ got a girl pregnant in five minutes!"

"I LIKE SUCKING BIG BLACK MEN!!"

"I slept with my uncle last night."

"My twin sister f##ked my dog over the weekend"

"I GET DRUNK AND I'M PROUD!"

"I have a crush on skibiti toilet."

"Is it weird that I want to bang my entire family?"

"I saw a noy and a teacher french kissing naked in te bathroom"

"Hey Ms. _____! Can I own you because you are soo fine?"

wtf is wrong with my school💀

Everything. Everything is wrong with your school.

its a public middle school
what did u expect

Idk man but all I hear from middle schoolers is skibidi Ohio gyatt rizzler 69 fanum tax 😑

my middle school is different bc the schools go like this
Elementary: K- 4
Intermediate: 5 - 6
Middle: 7 - 8
High: 9 - 12

I didn't think there was a school as messed up as yours

its rly messed lmao

"Avacado Cadabra!"

"WHIP HIM WITH THE DAMN HAT"

"TAKE HIS SHOES, TAKE HIS SHOES!!"

(Some kid to teacher who walked in the class randomly who isn't even in our grade): "Cmon bitchesss gotta call my mom"

"Hey guys let's play Minecraft but irl"

*moans* "Skibidi slicers"

(For context, our class had stuffies): "IT'S A BIG BANANA!!!!" *Proceeds to whip the other boys with 6 foot banana stuffie during class*

My teacher saying simga but we were doing social studies , have my classmates brainrotted my teacher?

Chunkca lunka do ,I now suck your poo