This is honestly so good

Bro, a Jewish man bought the Twin Towers a week before they were hit, and guess what?
He got insurance for exactly a terrorist attack.

So we're pretending that they didn't*?

*Clearly - Dick Cheney did that shit... But he used Zionist labor, on the Controlled Demolitions work, particularly - in order to avoid mandatory reporting requirements that Congress placed on the CIA and JSOC.