WAIT WHAT IF TOADS FROM SUPER MARIO ARE LIKE THOSE FISH THAT CAN F**KING CHANGE GENDER AT WILL, AND TEH KNLY WAY TO DO SO IS BY ADDING MORE OF THOSE MUSHROOM BALL THINGIES TO THEIR HEAD, MAKING THEM A WOMAN
WHAT IF TOADS DONT HAVE GENITALS AND JUST GROW BY SPORES
THATS WHY MARIO SEES A BUNCH OF STARS AND COLORS AND SHIT
BECAUSE MARIO IS F**KING STONED