babe wake up new canon rotisserie character dropped

I'm gonna eat him.

No

But stinky little guy

N o

sad noises
fine i'll just eat you

NOOOOOOO
RUNS QWAY

captures you

Cries

consumes

Nooo

Pizza
Pasta
Put it in a box

Deliver it
To my house and put it on
uh
my
Front porch my front porch my front porch my front porch my front porch my front porch my front porch!! :D

The child friendly version lmao

Yes

thats luigi

what if one of his hands is actually a picture of a hand

Yes

derrick after drinking a cup of vegetable oil with ground up lemon (peel included) with a hint of mouthwash:

Yes

and then he wrecks Yaki's stand (beginning of a vendetta)

Yes

what if Derrick told Cory that he was like the Grinch but 10 times worse

?

like
what if Derrick told Cory he was the absolute worst person ever because of their past experiences together

Ehh

nah
i just did that cause i was lazy

ah

anyway i need you to help me figure out a part of his lore

alright then

so i want him and Derrick to have beef that goes way back
but idk what to do with that

I might have just solved that by mistake in memechat

i like that actually
but i want it to go a little further back
like childhood early

who said he ran the stand as an adult

True

It could have been like a lemonade stand deal

"lore" in heavy quotations

Not me telling him to make tuna flavored ice cream

"Got it! :D"

I take back what I said, PLEASE DON'T-

Yes.

I want one

you're gonna have to beg him to not infuse it with menthol
or boil it in jolly ranchers
or make it out of a durian

"Please just add cheese"

"DID I-A HEAR YOU TELL-A ME TO ADD-A GUMMY BEARS?"

He almost accidentally killed himself once by putting a near-lethal dose of menthol into a sausage

Do not let him cook 😭

Once he had to sell his home to afford to make a Filet Mignon Sausage

Now that's a good deal

The sausage wasn't even that good

Damn 😔

"Oh my god it's- it's poison! It's poisonous! We made a poison sausage!
I need to throw this away as soon as I can, this is worse than a zero! I give the menthol sausage a -1/5!"

Hey Chef do you have a valid Food Handling license

"...maybe?"

LMFAO