Roast this guy into oblivion

Moses parts the red wine

One half looks like he's about to open his third eye, the other looks like he's about to break into a house only occupied by a nine year old

it seems Hagrid is balding

Bro looks like he says 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' to his landlord after he's done practicing the 'WeedioDuplicatio' spell he saw off of a low budget harry potter rip off.

Hagrid from temu

Bro’s so desperate for attention, they put on a fake beard just to hang out with hobos.

God’s probably like: Jesus what’ve you done to yourself?!

Ah look, it's the sorcerer.

it seems Hagrid is balding

why is there a second one of my comment

Hey it’s the homeless man on the street I pass by every day

Bro looks like hagrid's cousin

hagrid if he dropped out of school

I see a dirty, upsidown mop. What am I supposed to roast?

Bro looks like Jesus if he did drugs

He’s already in oblivion. Blud is so high he’s seeing sound

You look like a crackhead in the alley.

Bro should move some of his beard to his head 💀💀

He tried to be a Buddhist monk but they thought he was a demon and hid

he looks like jesus Christ's disowned brother jemus crash

Looks like we found a new desert.

Bro looks like a Beatles fan who's gonna start a race war named after an amusement ride

Gods about to tell him to build a big boat

He looks like he’s gonna give you a video game side quest like “kill the rodents in the basement” and it’s literally 1 mouse

Jesus went bald

Did you manage to find some more people for your death cult?

Like the Halo theme but playing out of a bong. Or like the old man from Starbomb’s its dangerous to go alone

Your forehead looks like an empty glass of milk

Bro looks like he eats asbestos every day

Balding Hagrid MF, so high Yo ass smelling colors. Growing that beard to hang with them street druggies. Pulling full diddies on those minors.

He looks like the guy who makes bombs look like clocks and then wonders why the girl he was stalking is dead. What an idiot.

Stereotypical and historically incorrect Jesus with a criminal record and a crippling coke addiction