If you mean this in a sarcastic way then haha nice one but if you're serious then this is what many people insist it's a conspiracy theory, like people claim about everything that isn't the status quo, when it isn't. So called experts lie and make up phenomenon that never existed and quite frankly the national weather service lies more than politicians do. Any of us older that remember how skies used to be and especially those of us who know about weather know these are not contrails. I photograph this consistently and the reality is that they're chemtrails and the motive is sinister.