Fish

What if I say the smash word?

Bruh

Blobler: I would smash the shit out of you mate

Data: ew, no. I've got sap for that.
... Although I haven't gotten him to do it yet

Blobler: Daylight come and me wan' go home

Data: huh?

*this mf appears idk it’s her battle cry or summit*

Data: ???

Katise: alright fat boy you want some of this?

Data: I'm not a boy though...

Katise: *shoots a ball of quark-gulon plasma between data’s ears*
I’m sorry, where are my manners

I’m just joking guys

I’m just joking guys

Data: *morphs arm into an electricity cannon*
Your manners clearly got left at home. How about you don't use my ears for target practice.

Katise: fine then, I guess I’ll find a better one *aims at Data’s hole (iykyk)* perfect

Blobler: that’s it, in yourself

*data shoots katise before they get the chance to shoot*

Katise: ah f**k

*one of the guns explodes*

Katise: damn it… *shoots a ball of quark-gulon plasma at Data’s iykyk hole*

*data is seemingly just gone by the time they shoot*

Blobler: yo thanks Katise, you really… killed her

Katise: just a bit of Quark-Gulon Plasma balls can do it. *respawns another one of her guns* A future thing you know

*data reappears and tackles katise from behind*

Blobler: holy shit *comes over and yanks on one of Data’s ears*

*data snatches the ear back*

Data: don't you f*cking dare

Blobler: *stabs Data’s screen by morphing his hands into daggers*

Data: YOU LITTLE-
*grabs him by the leg and yeets him*

Katise: *slips behind her and bonks her with her guns*

Data: *angry*

Katise: *shoves a gun in Data’s head and shoots her*

Data: you'll have to try harder than that to kill me

Katise: this is Quark-Gulon Plasma! HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE, THAT’S THE MOST HOTTEST SUBSTANCE EVER IN EXISTENCE

Data: *punches katise*

Blobler: *covers itself into data, trying to suffocate her*

CC:NWO NOT THE CUTE WHITTLE FISH

Data: they're just rubber fish :/

CC:oh

Data: what do you think of the pun though?

CC:perfect I wonder what we’re to happen if I dressed like you for the day….crackle would probably freak

Data: what if we both walk up to him with these and act like nothing's wrong

CC:sounds perfect lmao

Data: >:3

CC: ill have to make some hehe >=3

*Infernal in the chat*

Infernal: Heya chat whats up- WHAT TEH FU-

Data: clever, right?

Infernal: Its gross...

Data: they aren't real fish :/

Infernal: What kind of sane creature thinks of doing that...

Data: the kind who came up with a clever pun that only requires putting fish in fishnet tights

Infernal: Tights aint even hot... *his flames burn up a bit*

Data: that's not the point

Infernal: But what kind of demonic forces possessed you?

Data: demonic? I'm not you...

*Offended Demon Noises*

Data: hehe

Infernal: Now, get those damn nets off, its weird in public.

Data: *smug look* so you want me to take off my clothes in public?

Data: *displays this on her screen*

Infernal: *Grumpy*

Data: :3

Infernal: When you say it like that, your making ME sound like like horni one.

Data: >:3

Infernal: *angry rambling*