I should have known better than to let your mom give me a lap dance on that rickety fxcking thing

Lizzo sat on it

She must have lost weight 2 of the legs are still attached.

lmao

Perfect timing for despair week ig

Facebook ass post

Is that what kids call content that isn't just announcements and screen caps of other people's comments?

You first

say fսck the right way and i'll respect you

Chinga

That knit hat isn't going to protect against wind or moisture. It does match your eyes though.

Eh, you make my dick go floppy. Go fetch your mom for me.

Your breathing apparatus, please.

But I'm using it

facebook ahh

lmao

What.