so many sad

Do you have skibidi rizz?

Don't care

Desperate times mean desperate measures.

Yeah but Dairy Queen is like halfway across town.

Begone pestilence

Whaaa? The mcflurry is amazing when the fxcking machines work. Burger King is the pestilence.

I'm on my PC, and if I was horny rn I'd be on your mom.

Your mom likes men. That's why your dad never came back. xD

2022 ahh insult

More than you've got. xD
Your mom was a lesbian but too ugly for even the desperate ones, so she went back to men. Where do you think you got your looks from?

You gotta get better insults lil bro

Are my insults making you sad? Well nobody here has any so I had to come up with my own. Not my fault you can't get good.

Bro finishes 3rd in a 2 person contest and then congratulates himself because it's the best he's ever done. 🤣🫵

Have you tried unplugging your brain and plugging it back in again? That might help.

literally where is this rule from
don't you like em young?
only thing getting stronger is your prison sentence

Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rules of the internet. Didn't even need to paste it the first time, it was in the templates.

As for whatever delusions your diseased imagination is spewing, they've got nothing to do with me.

I got promoted from the minors to the majors when I started f**king their moms. They don't all have them, and the ones that do were usually birthed by trolls, but it's worth it to see the look on their face when they have to call me dad. xD

this shit not it gng