I've come to make an announcement.
Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitchass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that's disgusting so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com.
Shadow The Hedgehog you've got a SMALL DICK, it's the size of this wallnut except WAY smaller, and guesss what, here's what my dong looks like.
PSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG. HE F**KED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA F**K THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!
Except I'm not just gonna piss on the Earth, I'm going higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the f**king Earth. NOW GET OUT OF MY F**KING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
