uhh rp i guess?

Fish

Phantasm: What do you mean by that

Lets go fishing

phantasm: i’m good

Then what else

phantasm: idk

Hmmm

i quit being an apple

Jacques: why don't you lick the blood off your sword?

Phantasm: …

…because i’m not a cannibal?

Jacques: neither am I but like.. why? It makes your sword look well up kept

Phantasm: I can clean it off. With a rag. Like a normal person.

Yeah but in a fight you don't have to like for that

Phantasm: I literally just killed a man 5 minutes ago. I’m trying to get away, I don’t have time to clean this

Jacques: EXACTLY! that's why you just lick it!

Phantasm: …n-no. Couldn’t you get like a disease from that shit?

Jacques: I never have.

Phantasm: I think that’s just partially because God protects you

Blobler: hey

Phantasm: Uh hi?

Blobler: could you tell me what you think about this project and what you think of it and what you would like to do about it in terms of what you think it is going to be like in terms of how it will be implemented

phantasm: ?

Blobler: *punches you* you think you’re a match for me? I’ll burn down you planet to rubble of ash

phantasm: the f**k did i say?!

Blobler: imagine like a 6’0 and 5’11 situation, I’m the 6’0 over here
(He’s like 4 foot here)

phantasm: you make zero sense

Blobler: *grabs his hands tightly* listen here you bitch, I’m looking for this golden leaf and it was RIGHT AT YOUR WORLD!

phantasm: you think i know everything about my own planet?

Blobler: yes