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a Squire, the common footsoldier/scout of the Zenith Empire (info in comments)

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The standard weapon of every Zenith Squire weapon is a phasular pistol, however it has been modified by Zenith engineers so the bullets vibrate at a high velocity, essentially melting through things like bone, metal, and stone. It has a grenade launcher attachment on the left side, with said grenades being tucked in the soldier’s pocket, as well as being held by specific war machines in a small compartment as to aid friendly soldiers. The weapon also features a large knife sticking out of the handle, making the gun double as a melee weapons.

The four tubes coming out of the soldier’s face is actually a form of gas mask. Race Zenith does not have mouths or noses, instead eating and breathing through four holes on their cheeks. The gas mask’s design going inside their mouths also allows for medicine to be administered through one tube while the other three are empty, allowing for breathing. The medicine is stored in a compartment behind the soldier’s air tank.

The soldier, and Race Zenith as a whole, have a third vestigial arm on their chest, allowing for handling of three tools at once, or having two tools with one free hand. Most soldiers prefer using this hand as a free hand, with one hand holding their weapon and the other holding flashlights or medical supplies.
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Saike: wow look at these goobers
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Squire 1: Q’ghr.
Squire 2: Sh’grh vae?

(“Uh…”
“What’s it talking about?”)
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Saike: *takes gun*
Wow this is cool
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Squire 1: Qrh tka van j’qhar! Jae qrh!

(It took my damn gun! Kill it!)
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Saike: hm?
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*Squire 2 stabs him in the gut with her bayonet*
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*just goes through him*
Saike: don’t even try
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Squire 1: Kltiro q’ajg!
(Give me the gun back!)
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Saike: ?
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*she tries taking the gun*
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Saike: oh, here you go
*gives gun*
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I like this design
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I tried using design aspects of medieval knights
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We know, they’re called squires
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I plan to name each of the soldier types after a medieval things

the heavy gunners will be called “Chevaliers” and the medics will be called “Apothecaries”
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He can suck my d while fingering m-
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also most zenith soldiers are she’s not he’s
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My bad
SHE can suck my dick wh-
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I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💯🔥😭
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I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💯🔥😭
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Zamn
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Uh huh
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Who bro reminds me of
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The species was based off of the Vortigaunts from Half-Life
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What's "Half-Life"?
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Ok
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Jacques: what kind of idiot puts a bayonet on a pistol
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Squire 1: Sh’qrh vae?
Squire 2: D’qrqlv.

(TRANSLATION:)
“What’s it talking about?”
“Let’s shoot it.”
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Jacques: woah there fellas relax
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Squire 1: E’qrh?
Squire 2: Kjika, eq b’qrh eagg vr.
Squire 3: Q’qrbeq qrh vrg
Squire 2: Jrr grqh, Klr.

(“Does it understand us?”
“I dunno, we’ve only just started talking to it.”
“Maybe it’s friendly.”
“Shut up, Jim.”)
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Jacques: *uses holy energy to jumpscare them*
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Squire 2: Jlt?
Squire 3: Kliqaq’h j’qhar.

(“What the hell?”
“I don’t think it likes us”)
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Jacques: boo
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Squire 1: K’qhlar (Let’s go.)
*they all leave*
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