Data, hiding in a bush: THAT'S your dad? He doesn't look like what I imagined but he does look like he'd crack such a bad dad joke you'd wanna punch him
Data: when you said that before I kinda doubted myself but then I realized how awful humans do when faced with blunt force to the head. One good kick and not only is he unconscious, but he also loses quite a bit of short term memory.
Data: I could also take a far less brutal approach to screw him over, just a bunch of hidden cameras to catch him in the act. Money ain't gonna do much if there's video evidence of the crime