First off, I want to thank each and every one of you for your loving and caring comments, both back when I nearly died and after it. it means the world to me.
Secondly, when Chloe first posted the message that I was dead, I hadn't died yet. I was on life support and on my deathbed. It took three days of me being unconscious for me to become god himself and come back from the f**king grave, apparently. I know it's going to sound like I'm fishing for attention and that's why I regret having Chloe post ANYTHING before I even died because now, I sound like a stupid idiot who's begging for attention. I am so, so sorry if you feel wronged or hurt or like I'm lying. This is the second time I've pulled a stunt like this and I hate it so much. It's part of the reason I waited so damn long to come back.
The OTHER reason why I waited long to come back is the little gremlin I now call my spouse. Even after I was confirmed not dead, Clo continued to say that I was dead. I would have stopped it sooner if I had remembered that imgflip existed, woops. They thought it would be a fun social experiment to see what y'all's reaction would be, and thought it would be a funny prank on me. Turns out, they're the only one laughing. Please, take up any grievances, annoyances, emotional pains, and any and all forms of yelling "F**K YOU" with Chloe.
So yeah. There's really nothing else I can say. I'm alive. Sorry for any inconvenience.
I will not be very active but, y'know, I'll be here. Maybe in a few memechats, engage in a drama every now and then, get banned by Andrew because why wouldn't I, yeah.
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