I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES I PREVENTED AN ACTIVE SHOOTER EVENT EVERY TIME I CUT MY SOLDIERS' HAIR WHEN THEY SAID THEY COULDN'T AFFORD HAIRCUTS. PISSED ME OFF THAT THEY COULD BUY VAPES AND CIGARETTES AND BEER BUT NOT A HAIRCUT BUT STILL I PROBABLY DID STOP MASS SHOOTINGS BY CUTTING THEIR HAIR.
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