Transparent matt

Dino: "TEACH ME YOUR WAYS."

Matt: All I asked was for a cup of water

Dino: "Oh. It's that easy?"

Matt: In that town, apperently

Data: good job :3

Matt: I don't know, do you?

Data: nope

Matt: yeah that's fair.

Matt: I have to pay for the damage

Data: hmm

Matt: 25M dollars in legal fees

Data: ✨tax evasion✨

Matt: Thats stupid. Why would I try to evade taxes when that means you pay for the police salaries, meaning you own them?

Data: ... well shit

Matt: ...and they also use the money to power electricity. so you should prepare a back up generator

Data: already have one :/

Matt: Yeah that makes sense. anyways who knew that ordering a cup of water would butterfly effect into a nuke?

Data: do I even wanna know how that happened

Ivan: Wtf did you do...?

CC: congratulations you finally turned to the dark zide >:3

Matt: Dude. He can hear you.

CC:who?

Matt: The god I'm talking about. He's my soul.

CC:oki adding someone on my list of targets…

Matt: Yeah I doubt you could do anything

(mostly cause I'm already almost finished with the story)

CC:oh

Matt: Yeah. Anyways you know where I could get 25M dollars?

Legally?

CC: Unfortunately I do not

Matt: it was the legally part that made you think, huh?

*He says laughing*

Matt: anyways I'm gonna find Heather

CC:yeah anyways later

Matt: Oh believe me, we been doing this for years

CC:Well than good job!

Matt: Why would I be rewarded for this behaviour? You do realize that I just asked for a glass of water, right?

CC:yuh I asked for a some fries and that some how turned into an entire metropolis burning to the ground >:)

Matt: This isn't a competition, I have to pay for the damage.

CC:o

Matt:...You don't care about the consequences of your actions, do you?

CC:not really

Matt: ...someday a very pissed off god will probably rule the world thanks to one of our actions

(Yes this actually happens)

CC:and I’ll fight him for control because you all should fear the consequences of my actions

Dynamo: Excuse me what the fu-

*He coughs back to British*

Dynamo: I beg your pardon?

Matt: Yeah. except for the times where she isn't

Dynamo: What is she like when she doesn't sleep? Is she much worse? As in... country-destroyer worse?

Matt: Nah she just has extremely good aim, and also she's wayyyy stronger. How strong?

*He shrugs*

Matt: I don't f**king know. She's never awake long enough to do that special attack she keeps talking about

Dynamo: oh

Matt: Anyways you know where I could get 25m dollars? I would ask Heather but I feel like I asked her too much for one day.

Dynamo: Right behind you.

*A stash of 25m dollars is chucked behind Matt.*

Matt: Aw sweet!

*he picks it up but then stops*

Matt: ...was this obtained legally?

Dynamo: Don't question me. It was laying there behind you before we even faced contact.

Matt: You sure? Cause I don't want to get Spark to go to court again.

Dynamo: ...

I haven't observed much. Therefore, not at all

Matt: I just asked for a cup of wa- what happened to your voice?

Dynamo: I don't understand what you're talking up.

nonetheless, you asked for a cup of water, and what happened?

Matt: ...OKay yeah I'm not explaining the story until you drop that accent

*He sighs and switches the accent in American.*

Dynamo: Okay. Done. Now, will you explain? (F**king Americans)

Matt: Thank you. Anyways I ordered a glass of water, and then Eren fell asleep (as usual) so I tried to get her to wake up. but then an FBI sleeper agent was the waiter who just HAPPENED to have the keyword "Dingus" (Which I was calling Eren at the time) And he thought I killed Eren. so I tried to reason, he shot at me, so I defended myself with Ares armor, and then he thought I was too dangerous to live and launched a nuke into my location while forgetting to evacuate the civilians

Dynamo: Damn... What happened after all that shit? (God I hate this accent)

Matt: Well you're standing in the remains.

*He smells the air and returns to British*

Dynamo: ... Ah. Human ashes. One hell of a twist.

Matt: Yeah- wait how did you change so fast- eh I don't really care. Cause guess who's still sleeping?

Dynamo: Eren. I understand already. It's Eren. Once a sleeper, forever a sleeper. No gargantuan deals must be spoken

Matt: ...Eh I'll just take it and deal with it later. Thanks

Dynamo: No problem my good friend