A MAN PROPOSED TO A WOMAN. SHE CONFESSED THAT SHE WAS MARRIED 3 TIMES BEFORE, BUT IS STILL A VIRGIN.
SHE EXPLAINED, MY 1ST HUSBAND DIED IN A CAR CRASH ON THE WAY TO RECEPTION. MY 2ND HUSBAND DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK BEFORE OUR WEDDING NIGHT. MY 3RD MARRIAGE WAS ANNULLED AFTER MY 3RD HUSBAND, A DEMOCRAT, JUST SAT AT THE FOOT OF THE BED TELLING ME HOW GOOD IT WAS GOING TO BE.