Youre the worst type of lad...

phew, good thing i didnt declaw him before i ate him

You sir, will be going to the cursed comments stream

That's why I'll never have an indoor cat. I don't want my furniture and shit getting all scratched, but basically cutting the fingertips off of a cat seems inhumane.

But I do have two outdoor cats (with little sheds to eep in)

What if only their front paws were declawed

It's not required for their health, it harms the animal and changes its life forever