Rule 1: You have to be your current irl self. Rule 2. You have no weapons.

No weapons? I dunno-

What's my goal here, just fighting or...

Just fight him.

"Who would win, you or his skeleton guy?"

"Well if he went full power then he'd give me some trouble"

"But would you lose?"

...

"Nah, I'd win"

I would insult him so much he'd collapse like drybones

He would just grab one of his ribs and stab it through your eye since you tried to insult him.

Data: I've got some experience fighting skeletons so... bring it on

(Sorry if I don't respond it's late)

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... Sh*t