If you're trying to lose weight, the fork could be of help

the wine glass could work... in an art exhibit

The name of the exhibit would be: Glassware for Alcoholics in Hell

also, it could work with a straw

you forgot me

HA! You are one of God greatest Creations, Mr. Speed. And you are far from useless. Why would I, a man of substance, be taking time for you? Sincerely, -v

just because you're taking time to write a comment to me does not make useful 💀 (also FYI i'm an atheist lol)

BTW, my apologies for not being johnny-on-the-spot returning your comments. I am not on here everyday as I have a fulltime occupation as a composer/bandleader/vocalist fronting Vince Vance & the Valiants —a 12-piece ensemble. At the moment we're in the middle of Cruisin' the Coast a Big Car Show on the Mississippi Gulf Coast.

hey, no worries, i understand completely

Bonus joke for your kind understanding.

Great! Here's More Useless Things to Revel With!

What are the others?

XD