Seriously

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The starving mob of monkeys would attack the monkey with all the bananas and forcibly take his loot. Kinda like humans would do.

You got a problem with Banana reparations tough guy ?

Alright then.

City of Chicago Man Power team I see

Guess who the new hire is? lol

Kammunism sucks!

So why don't we do that?

Because we don't have anarchy and a total collapse of the socio-economic order in our country. Be careful of what you wish for, Ari.

I hate the rotten system more than any mortal scabs do

Ari I could why you would be bitter, like if you were living under a bridge penniless and hungry, and lost a hard-earned fortune from underhanded business dealings. But I don't think that's the story of your life.

I care for other people though

That's good, you can help other people by owning a successful business and paying your employees decent wages and benefits. You could feel good about yourself about owning something and helping other people live better lives.

I don't hire wage slaves. It's against my ethics. I only have people work with me, not for me. I'm a good comrade

You could have a business, where everyone is part owner. The grocery chain Publix is one of those companies. People deserve to be paid for their work. It doesn't make them 'wage slaves' if they have job skills and them take them somewhere else if they don't like the conditions that they are working in.

I want to be part of a communal business like an anarcho-syndicalist

With enough 'capitol' you could make that happen for yourself without tearing the rest of the country down. Live and let live, you know?

And if you can't do that, you can educate yourself, get a well-paying job, and help people in Third World countries by donating your time and money to a cause of your choosing.

Yes

I’d rather be on the cover of Forbes than a test subject for some scientist

You're starting to make me go back to the Trump body pillow humping that is the politics stream but I'm fighting it.