Holdup there's a completely different joke we're missing here

I am heavy weapons guy, and THIS... is my weapon.

She weights 907.185 grams and fires 18 dollar printer ink cartridges up to 11.5 meters away. It costs 2812.5 dollars to fire this weapon with ONE refill.

*Slight leak from the end*

... Oh my god, who touched Sasha??
Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?!?

...

Some people think they can outsmart me.
Maybe... Maybe.
I have yet to meet one that can outsmart ink stain!

Yes I actually looked up info about the super soaker barrage for this.

Kudos to you man.

WEEEEH, WAAAAAAAAAAGH, AHAHAHAHAAAA!!! CRY SOME MOAAAAR!!!!

Heavy is Splatoon real

you do know msmg is a place for shitposts right