Rp with your most evil oc

???: a ghost? *Sigh* I knew I should've called the exterminator.

Blair: hm?

???: I have a colossal robotics corporation to run, environments to stripmine, people to scam! I don't have time for ghosts haunting my headquarters!

Blair: who tf are you-

???: my name is Khala. And this is MY office! Get out!

Blair: no hehe

Khala: *Pulls out a gun and reduces brightness to keep her redesign a surprise*

Blair: oooh a gun what're you gonna do kill me?

Khala: this is a Phasmic Dissipation Pistol, or PDP. You wanna see it in action?

*Shoots Blair and makes (her?) disappear*

(yea shes a her)
Blair: A-
*what happens to her*

Khala: good riddance. *Goes back to typing business numbers and stocks and stuff onto her computer IDRK*

(ok but what happened to her)

(She dissipates to some ghost dimension IG)

(she probably just regenerates somewhere else)

(Prolly)

The Oracle: ...

R0Z3: Hey... have I seen you before?

Zetsubō: we meet again ghostie

Blair: oh it’s you
Hey creepy guy

Zetsubō: Indeed we do. Plan to actually talk to me this time?

Blair: sure ig

Zetsubō: let's start with your name

Blair: Blair

Zetsubō: and if you remember mine it's Zetsubō

Blair: ok

Zetsubō: Pleasure to meet you keheheh

Blair: you.. too

Zetsubō: Well I can't really touch spiritual matter so I can't shake your hand or anything

Blair: ok

Zetsubō: Ohhh the bloodshed keheheh, wish I could revisit the times

Blair: ...

Blair: ok

Zetsubō: so... Blair eh?

Blair: yea..

Zetsubō: Unique name

Blair: you have a unique name too

Zetsubō: It means despair kehehehehehheh

Blair: oh

Zetsubō: it does fit me keheheh

Blair: I guess..

Zetsubō: Oh you weren't there in my prime, oh the good days

Raft: "Ehehe..."

Blair: ?

Satan: hey you yo back to hell

Blair: BECAUSE YOU WERE KIDNAPPING M-
*she disappears*

Blair: I never was in hell-

Badass Satan: oh- then go back to heaven

Blair: I didnt come from their either-

Badass Satan: oh well you're coming with me!

Blair: what-

Badass Satan: *drags her to hell*

Blair: NO F**K YOU
DONT TAKE ME THERE
*bites him*

Badass Satan: *YEETS her to hell*

Blair: …why?

Badass Satan: you bit me