Two horni goobers

Electrovi2: hi I accidentally turned myself into that flower from undertale

A: My god

Infernal: OH COME ON YOUR A MAMA, WHY YOU STILL LIKE THI-

Data: *takes his skull and shakes it, hoping she can get the blockage out*

*his eyes go back to red*

Infernal: BOO!

Data: *drops his head* Y-YOU MOTHERF*CKER

Infernal: Hehe. *Infernals head floats back to his body*

Data: >:/

Infernal: Mischief.

Data: *sigh* yep. Mischief.

CC:hey parents can hold themselves back

who's coming on my mom-

Data: I don't do it around Soul.

Infernal: **mumble* One day you gonna get neutered..

Data: I'm nanotech, I can just give myself another. Heck, usually I don't even have one

Infernal: Fair enough. *Insert Infernal drinking a beer*

Data: ... I'm surprised you didn't overreact to my wording there

"Usually"

*Infernal spits out his beer in a spurt as he starts choking*

Data: there it is >:3

*Infernal holds his non existent neck and falls to the ground, where his eyes go black*

Data: oh shit- HOW DO YOU DO CPR ON A SKELETON

*Infernals flame starts to go dim*

good parenting skills be like:

Lol

whos.. aria?

CC: didn't know you could feel that anymore

Data: wdym

feel horni

Data: I could always feel horni :/

CC:I thought you lost that ability when you become a parent

Data: why would I lose that ability?

CC:....I mean I just thought when you get a kid you just have to change your personality

Data: nah you just become protective of your child. Especially if they become a mini version of you

CC:that seems oddly specific...

Data: well mine did this so I have a bit of experience

CC: *sighing* what did Leaf do....

Data: leaf had nothing to do with it, although he did try to burn the ears earlier

CC: alr that's it I'm taking his PS5

Data: hehe

CC: got any ideas where to hide it?

Data: tape it to the ceiling

CC: GREAT IDEA *running off*

Data: hehehehehehehehehe

CC: *running back* I got the duck tape and the ladder

Data: hell yeah >:3

CC: so can you like extend your legs or something? I need someone to hold it up

Data: don't worry I'll catch you

CC: put the ps5 down and hold the ladder!...also put it down gently..

Data: wait why are you on the ladder already

CC:I climbed up fast...I was to excited

Data: and you forgot the PS5. Come down here

CC:*slowly climbing down the ladder*

Data: *waiting*

CC: *on the ground* oki so lets just try and fix the ps5...

*data's finger becomes a screwdriver*

CC: that nanotech is very convenient

Data: I've got nanotech, I can do that.

CC:*tossing the PS5 to her* catch!

Data: *almost drops it*

CC:whoa you got it?

Data: barely ._.

CC:well at least its still in one piece

*a tiny ass screw falls off it*

CC:hey what's that by your foot?....

Data: ... Oh shit

*One of the PS5's side panels falls off*

CC:CRAP *wobbly ladder* ruh roh-