I WANT TOTAL CONTROL OVER YOUR FUTURE, YOUR EDUCATION, YOUR INCOME, YOUR SAFETY, YOUR ABILITY TO PROTECT YOURSELF, TO LIMIT YOUR RIGHTS, THE ABILITY TO MURDER BABIES, SWITCH A CHILD'S GENDER, PUT ILLEGALS BEFORE CITIZENS AND I WANT YOU TO PAY FOR ALL OF IT. OH, AND IGNORE MY RECORD, I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME, I PROMISE