Another joke RP! Keep it PG-13 or below, anything else goes!

Oh hey, Tom! You're looking pretty hot today~

Tom Trench: "Yeah, you think!? I'm literally on fire here!"

Exactly! *finger guns*

Tom Trench: "Well, are you gonna help me, or are you just gonna stare like a jackass weirdo!?"

Alastor: *sighs* Must you scream so loud? You’re causing me a migraine *Alastor’s smile widened as he broadcasted Tom’s screams across hell* oh my, I forgot how FUN this was!

Tom Trench: *continues screaming*

*Alastor laughed before ending the broadcast and dumping water onto the reporter. He walked over and bent down at an unnatural angle to speak with the man*
Alastor: there. Thank you for the entertainment~!

me: OH- *pours water on him*

Tom Trench: *sighs in relief* "Thanks. I thought I was gonna burn to death."

me: you good??

Tom Trench: "I am now, thanks to you." *brushes away some charred hair from the eyes of his mask face*

me: holy shit..

Scorpion: What the hell has been done to Hell! Have I really been gone too long killing the titans to save my dead wife to let Hell become like this?!

(I didn't know who to use so here's Medkit from Phighting)

Medkit: "..."

Tom Trench: *screaming because of being on fire*

Medkit: "Meh, not my problem."

*Casually sips tea*

Tom Trench: "HELP ME!!"

Medkit: "I don't even know you, why should I?"

Tom Trench: *flips off Medkit* "F**k you!"

*Medkit rolls his eyes and then sips his tea again.*

Tom Trench: *lays his hand on Medkit's shoulder, lighting him on fire* "How do you like being on fire!?"

Medkit: "To be honest... I don't care. I've felt worse."

*Charater female, 6’0 pretty chill looks like Alastor*

*grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays it*

Bf: Beep!

Tom Trench: *screaming because of being on fire*

Bf: :) lol

Tom Trench: *angy*

Bf: beep bo bop! (womp womp lol)

Tom Trench: *angier*

*throws microphone at him and the flames suddenly die out*
Bf: beep!

Tom Trench: *gets knocked off balance in the process* "What the f**k, dude!?"

Bf: yeah! *v poses*

.... You look thirsty... anywho, have a good day Tom.

Tom Trench: "Aren't you at least gonna put out the fire!?"