Guess who dies first

Meanwhile, the kid named Aaron

This is George Bailey, I'm Zuzu's father. Say, what kind of a teacher are you anyway, wasting time by caring more about whether or not your students are lined up in alphabetical order than whether or not they get out of a burning building. You realize she could have died of smoke inhalation or burned to a crisp on account of you? Is this the sort of thing we pay taxes for, to have teachers-have teachers like you, careless, stupid, irresponsible people slowing kids down when there's a life-threatening emergency?

High, I'm Mr. Daynap, and i want to say that the reason we line our students in order is strictly because it shows education, and it shows that the students do indeed know each others names, thus lining up in a correct alphabetic fasion, shows out students are socializing, and are also in know of the correct order of the alphabet, whether there is a fire or no fire. Zuzu's name isn't at all my fault, but really yours because you gave her that moniker, and therfore, it's your responsibility. that she's last.

(slams down the phone in frustration and disgust)

Thank you for your time! Please keep yourself safe, and remember, caring for our scholars is our #1 concern!

That's some fine parenting!