I did the silly bingo thing,can I come out the basement now?

Sure. Thanks for playing my bingo. *unlocks the basement door*

What is that big yellow thing in the sky and why is it hurting my eyes?

That's the sun. It helps us, but it also kind of hates us. It will burn you if you are outside for too long and maybe decide to give you cancer. But it also kind of depends on your skin color. It especially seems to like to cause harm to white people. (Chat, is the sun racist? lol. Jk).

I’m still stuck in nameless’ basement but I’m not complaining

Same tbh