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Last night at 1am the cops were at the door thinking someone was gonna kill themselves. We are pretty sure someone spoofed my mom's number and swatted us

Basically they pounded on the door, which woke me up, so I woke my mom up. Then we went downstairs, they said they had reports that a 13 year old girl was gonna throw herself off the 3rd floor.
Now 1. I'm not a girl
2. I can't get to the third floor
3. I DIDNT CONTACT THEM

What the absolute fck?!

Yeah. It's been a time

Woah what

hmmm

I've never been this f**king stressed in my life

So we explain to the cops, they say this happens sometimes, and they just get our info and leave

Bro swattings are f**king insane. I’ve heard the most horrid, “Thanos was right half yall mf’s need to go” ahh stories from swattings

HE WAS RIGHT. MOST OF YOU MFs NEED TO GO

misinformation my ass

Quick examples: Swat members threatening to shoot the dog of a family if they didn’t cooperate (they were already perfectly cooperating)
Beating the shit out of someone’s grandpa
Throwing a flash bang directly into a sleeping babies crib (accidentally but go***amn) and nearly killing it leaving the baby with permanent burn scars

That's not what swatting is

Oh, well it was similar and just go***amn. Swatting still insane in its own ways though

Swatting is when someone purposely calls the cops on someone for a crime they made up

Oh yeah, I was thinking of the general, “swat team breaking into your house” thing.

Oh goodness gracious

See my response to T

dang, nevrr happened to me. happended to my dad while he was on a run once tho.

what the absolute f**k