Favorite Hazbin season 1 songs, go!

Not my favorite but Whatever it Takes is 10/10 and super underrated

Agreed.

So things look bad, and your back's against the wall...

Your whole existence seems… f**kin hopeless…

You're feeling filthy like a divebar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and dopeless...

You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked...

Well, let me just say, you're correct!

Wait, what?

You're a loser, baby
A loser, go***mn baby

You're a f**ked up little bitch

Hey!

You're a loser, just like me

Thanks, asshole.

You're a snooze-loose boozer,
An only one-star reviews-er

You're a power bottom at rock bottom, but you got company

Is this supposed to make me feel better?

There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged

But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul
To a psychopathic freak

And you think that makes you unique?
Get outta here, man!
We're both losers, baby
We're losers, it's okay to be a...

Coked up, dick sucking hoe?
(How fun it is to be a mod)

(It's okay, I guess)

Baby, that's fine by me

I'm a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone

You're a loser, just like me!

(We're finishing the song. No denying it.)

I got an appetite for gamblin'

I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead baby, sing that song, yeah!

I got no holes left to deflower!

I sold my soul to save my power.

Now I'm on that demon's leash
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You're a loser, baby

A loser, but just maybe if we
Eat shit together, things will end up differently

It's time to lose your self-loathing

Excuse yourself let hope in baby, play your cards, be who you are, a loser.. just.. like.. meeeee…

Wait u get to curse as a nod?

Not really, but minor cases of mod abuse are fun.

I love abuse!

I’m a new mod yay

welcome home, im gonna make you wish that youd stayed gone

Tune on in… WHEN IM done.. your status who will know it’s race is run.. oh, this will be fun…. (Goofy ahh giggle 🤭) ….F**KKKK!!!!

man that one moment where we just telepatheticly agreed

We must sing

i havent done a song chain in a while

Neither have I lol

honestly ima follow you

As will I!

im going as alastor for halloween

I’m going as Michael myers

doing it off the art that i made of him

Could I see

deal

Damn that’s good

Say hello to the NEW Status quo..

everyone knows that theres a brand new dawn, turn the TV ONN

Camera speeds.. rolling in three.. two.. ONE!! ✨welcome to the show✨
Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain HAZBIN who has been spotted cavorting around town after a SEVEN YEAR ABSENCE, did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight’s program, SO! The radio demon’s back in town, why’s he hangin around? What does that mean for your family? Well frankly, I’ve got good news, he’s a loser, a fossil, and I don’t mean to sound hostile, but THE DEMON IS A COWARD!!

You can take that as gospel, pulling my viewer? Impossible! Im visual, hes barely aidible. stop givin him the time of day, dont listen to a word hed say. hope he hgad a nice vacay, BUT HE SHOULDA STAYED AWAY

While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! Now his medium is GETTING BLOODY RARE!

Hells been better since he split, wheres he been, WHO GIVES A SHIT

Salutations, good to be back on the air! Yes I know it’s been a while,
Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast, SINNERS REJOICE! What a dated voice! Instead of a cloud chasing Mediocre video podcast.

come on!
is vox insecure? persuing allure? flitting between this fact and that, is nothing working?

IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!

every day hes got a new format.

YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE, HE’S THE SH|T THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!

is vox as strong as he purports, or is it based on his support? hed be powerlees without the other v's

OH PLEASE!

and heres the sugar on the cream, he asked me to join his team

HOLD ON!

i said no, and now hes pissy, that the tea

YOu olD T!m3y prICK, I’ll sh0w y0U SUFfeR!nG!

uh oh, the tv is buffering

I’Ll de$TROY-Y-Y YOUUUUuuuu!!!

*power goes out* .....lets beginnnnn, im gonna make you wish that id sayed gonnnnne