CONCERNING THE GARBAGE-LEVEL STAR WARS FARE OFFERED UP TO A GAGGING FAN BASE, THE ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE OFFERED UP THE FOLLOWING CRITICISM AS TRANSLATED BY A PROTOCOL DROID:; 'IF STAR WARS FANS KEEP REFUSING TO EAT THE GIANT CRAP SANDWICHES WOKE DISNEY IS TRYING TO FEED THEM, THEY MAY NOT HAVE THE CHANCE TO EAT MORE GIANT CRAP SANDWICHES IN THE FUTURE.'; ITS ABUSED LOGIC CIRCUITS OVERLOADED PAST WHAT EVEN A PROTOCOL DROID COULD BEAR, IT THEN MERCIFULLY SELF-DESTRUCTED.
