"It Takes Only One Bullet, Partner."

Data: you sure about that?

Deadeye: Im very sure of it. *Deadeye throws a coin in the air then fires which the coin splits in two*

Data: (sarcastically) oh wow cool party trick.

*Deadeye then fires two revolvers around data which makes a perfect outline of Data on a wall*

Data: looney toons ass aiming

*the entire wall starts to crumble and falls on Data*

Data: ah fuc-
*Buried by debris*

*Deadeye smirks and whips Datas hand sticking out the pile with his tail*

*data flips him off*

Deadeye: Why be like that, child?

Data: *climbing out of the debris* just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm a child

Deadeye: You are young compared to how old i am.

Data: I still ain't no child

Deadeye: Watch your mouth. *red glints would be seen in the shadows of his face*

Data: *crosses her arms, clearly not intimidated*

*Deadeye would get his revolver out and fires at the air, which a entire damn eagle drops to the ground, dead*

Data: oh wow, a federal crime.
*It was a bald eagle*

*Deadeye scorches the corpse and eats it*

Data: and that's even worse

Deadeye: That eagles time was up. It did not deserve its life. Everyone and everything must earn to deserve life. Its a privilege.

Zippie: "Wha..?"

*Deadeye would look at Zippie, with their eyes obscured by their hats shadow*

*Zippie tilts their head, then shapeshifts into a bunny.*

Deadeye: What a peculiar creature.

Zippie: "Sorry bout that, it’s something I do when I’m nervous."

Deadeye: Do not worry, your time isnt up yet. *he lends a hand*

*Zippie shapeshifts back to his original form and takes his hand.*

Deadeye: Theres no need to be afraid of me.