Love these, he's such perfect tabloid fodder. Next week: Trump divorces Melania "I'm carrying Putin's baby!", Tom Cruise to supervise first test flight of Boeing-made colony ship the L Ron Hubbard, R Kelly launches syndicated children's tv show...
TRUMP UNVEILS HIS PLAN FOR HAVING TWO VICE PRESIDENTS; TRUMP: THERE'S NOTHING AGAINST HAVING MORE THAN ONE VICE PRESIDENT; HARRIS & WALZ CONTINUE TO RISE IN POLLS
