Wait…. Who would date a shark?

If your girlfriend cheated on you with a shark, she's a zoophile.

#relatable :)

??

Real

When your girlfriend cheats with a shark, murder it when it gets dark.
-Sun Tzu

Start eating when it’s heart stops beating
- Sun Tzu

Get back to her when the shark is dead, little does she know what’s next is her head.
- Sun Tzu

If confronting her was brave, then you’ll have no problem digging her grave.
-Sun Tzu

As time draws near, her fate will soon be clear.
- Sun Tzu

As her final breath shall very likely draw her closer to her death.
- Sun Tzu

Now you go on tinder, find a new girlfriend and to shall win her.
- Sun Tzu

Put your shark to rest, then make him suck your breasts.
-the girlfriend, probably

Dude, the fuq is wrong with you?
-Sun Tzu

Stop putting in shit I didn’t say on the damn internet.
-Sun Tzu, Art of War

:0

Is anyone gonna mention the crying girl in the corner of the second panel💀😭

She regrets her decision of cheating on him. Lol. I didn't notice her

There’s a lot of wacky things on that search list

bro that actually shows up 💀

Don't you hate when your cat exists?

NO
MY CATS ARE ADORABLE

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally revive the Soviet Union just because you microwaved your cat?

😂

It's real try it

couch flies away

all of those are weird

i hate it my cat throws a fridge at me

are we gonna talk about some of the other things in the search bar lmao

I would say something like "is that not just a furry" but then I realized, sharks do not have fur from what I know, so how can it be a furry, WHAT IS IT THEN, WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THEN, A SCALEY? THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL *casually breaks own mind*

indeed

* i hate you from Mario madmess v2 intensifies

Tanya Lamden from The Flash would

I can't find my couch it flew away

Hummmmm