cursedception

Then I'm going to f**k all the living beings in your house

Alright you know what? If he says this shiт again I'm gonna touch him

Please do

What if nobody’s home

I'm in your walls

How’s the cotton candy?

Yummy hors the glory hole

*hows

Glory hole? Never heard that one before. A pie hole, I take it?

No it’s you know that hole in your wall where you suck a long hard cylinder

I don’t have that 🧐

Then whos sucking me then

idk man

Do you have a father

Yeah

I take it he doesn’t know about your online shenanigans?

No

Poor guy

Why

Because when I looked trough it I saw like 40 sex toys

Those were yours, you left them behind where you were sneaking around

Nuh uhh I don't have any

Then I have not one, but two obnoxiously horny intruders

oh yes i wanna be railed so hard i can’t walk