cursedception

Then I'm going to f**k all the living beings in your house

Alright you know what? If he says this shiт again I'm gonna touch him

Please do

oh yes i wanna be railed so hard i can’t walk

What if nobody’s home

I'm in your walls

How’s the cotton candy?

Yummy hors the glory hole

*hows

Glory hole? Never heard that one before. A pie hole, I take it?

No it’s you know that hole in your wall where you suck a long hard cylinder

I don’t have that 🧐

Then whos sucking me then

idk man

Do you have a father

Yeah

I take it he doesn’t know about your online shenanigans?

No

Poor guy

Why

Because when I looked trough it I saw like 40 sex toys

Those were yours, you left them behind where you were sneaking around

Nuh uhh I don't have any

Then I have not one, but two obnoxiously horny intruders