more shitty msmg theories nobody is gonna believe; spacefanatic may have never vanished and may have been watching the whole time; iunfunny isnt turkish; alex is straight and is just joking; SWN is bi, not lesbian. Yakko was originally gonna be Wakko. The dick pic sent to Yachi wasn't Emosnake's; Moonshade may have died of a panic attack; miko actually has an onlyfans; jay isn't alive or dead. he was never here to begin with. clo was behind the jay acc this whole time and jay is just an alter ego. potassium was the groomer, not zari. andrew quit. the person currently behind andrew's account is actually a close relative of his. tweak lives in wisconsin and is actually nat's second cousin; master hyde isn't welsh, but english. there was another nar. the one who arkuumed the stream wasnt the nar who deleted her account months prior to the event. khara actually pinned their ex to the wall at knifepoint. dragnoc is in elementary school and is simply trying to fit in. cosmo is actually high; foxy used to enjoy the lion king and planes movies. something may have traumatized him; rager has actually killed someone before. fearless was right; spire's grandpa is also her father. there is actual r34 of danny. the day "the union" happens is actually the day the world ends. bombhands is actually warning us.