WOMEN'S SPORTS ADVOCATE, CONSERVATIVE RILEY GAINES SAID OF THE LATEST DIRE M-POX WARNING, "IN OTHER WORDS, THERE'S AN ELECTION COMING UP."; WASHED UP PIT-BULL LEFTIST KEITH OLBERMANN REPLIED, "OH HUSH, THIRD RATE ATHLETE. THE ADULTS ARE DEALING WITH AN ACTUAL PROBLEM, NOT YOUR PARANOIA."; TO WHICH RILEY GAINES REPLIED, "KEITH, LIA THOMAS ISN'T GOING TO DATE YOU DUDE."
