First of all; I can type on a phone just as well as on a computer. You're just making excuses. Second of all, why am I defending myself? How!? Am I defending myself? There's nothing to defend I haven't done anything.
Also, wtf are you talking about; this is a fuking meme website you ignorant 3 year old. Not only that; I have never seen a meme like this on imgflip, making it original.
Now go to bed kid; your parents are going to take your tablet away.