Eagle-Man *a hero dressed up as an eagle and is a gin loving American because 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 is stopping a bank robbery*

*sabo tabby woman sees him*

Sabo tabby woman: I'm just trying to help out my fellow workers

Eagle-Man: By stealing from the common man?! *he pulls out his EAGLE GUN*

Sabo tabby woman: what do you mean?

Eagle-Man; You are robbing this bank!

Sabo tabby woman: what's your issue with communists

*Dramatic backstory time*

“I used to be a solider of Russia…”

Sabo tabby woman: oh what the hey hey hey. American communists exist too. I'm a freedom fighter. The world should have but free folk in it

*He ignores her*

“But I was not a taker of innocent lives… to the KGB… that made ME the enemy…”

I was never a kgb member I was always a syndicalist cat...

*flashback to eagle man being tortured by the KGB*

Sabo tabby: I just want to know what you hate about me so much

You… didn’t… JUJU… on that beat!

No it's because I'm a communist isn't it

Eagle man is silent

“F**KING COMMIE BASTARD!”

Sabo tabby woman: Well someone said the bank robbed them. Also I know so many workers who are being paid starvation wages and I need to help them out too. Meow, I help my comrades. What do you hate about me?

*National Anthem plays*

*sabo tabby kitten plays*

Tell me, what do you hate about me helping out my proletarian comrades

“One thing and one thing only… you didn’t juju on that beat…”

(Not my OCs, human versions of TFP Knockout and FNaF 6 Lefty respectively. Also not my art.)
Kaleb (left): *he raises an eyebrow but doesn't make much of the scene*
Charlie (right): *high-pitched demonic screeching*

Sabo tabby woman: meow

Having read the replies already submitted, I'd have to suggest you RUN!!!

(IGNORE THE RABBIT LOL)
Oswald: What the heck-

meow

Oswald: What are you-