i feel like this is mostly true. if we exclude legend of zelda.

zelda aint that scary

dark and scary are different

The lore gets dark especially in Splatoon

not as dark as zelda but yeah

I don’t know the full lore of Zelda but Splatoon involves the extinction of humanity

there have been multiple extinctions and near extinctions

Breath of the Wild death count:
Twilight Princess Dark Link:
All games featuring Young Link:
The explanation of Mipha's death:

them almost directly stating link wouldve died in totk and botw:

Mipha having sharp teeth:
Kokiti's being reduced to Koroks:
The corruption of the tree in ToTK:

corruption in tree in OoT:
the flooding in skyward sword:
sonia literally getting killed on screen:
the moon in majoras mask:

Skullkid's appearance in Twilight Princess:

the reincarnation cycle:

the zora literally not existing in skyward sword:
the entire plot of spirit tracks:

OoT links fate (he never gets to be happy):

Nah Zelda counts too

then the ride is the entire size of six flags

Any mission from COD: World at War or OG Modern Warfare 2 puts that to shame.

true

Mario literally going to hell at one point:

Tbf it was called "Underwhere" but still