Surprise!!! :D

What happened!?

Someone broke in and decorated their whole house, but the shoe prints were large and they don’t have a fire escape at that window…

Dang

Yep, the plot thickens as the foot prints ended in the bathroom and the toilet was shattered, removed, and carelessly cast aside to reveal a man hole that leads to the New York Sewage…

Wth

As Bert lowered himself down while Ernie ate the cake that was left on the dining room table, he climbed for miles til he reached the awful smell of the swage and step into the cold, filthy water. He looked down the dark corridor til he found the shoe prints with more party decorations lining the walls of bricked passage…

*grabs popcorn*

Following the confetti, cake pieces of various flavors, and occasional present, Bert felt a foreboding sense of feeling as the corridor grew longer and longer. After while, he started hearing a chant of the happy birthday song over and over as birthday candles lit the way to a bright light…

👀

Bert walked in the circled den were a group of large, muscular men were in cultish robs of various bright colors encircled a birthday in the center where the source of the single, brilliantly bright light came from. None of them saw him, so Bert hid sheepishly behind a large present box and watched their a-cultish behavior. Their ritual included throwing confetti, synchronized party horns blowing, and dancing to Macarena. Bert was there in confused fascination, but was worried what would happen if he was found. It was then he heard Ernie screaming and heard one of the members say, “Here comes the birthday boy…”…

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